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Tiger's Crash Damage Tallied
TIGER'S CRASH DAMAGE TALLIED: Golfer will owe about $600 for the smashed hydrant.
(
December 3, 2009)
*The total amount of property damage caused by Tiger Woods' car accident will end up being about $600, far less than the initial $3200 suggested in a six-page report released Wednesday by the Florida Highway Patrol.
The report estimated damage to a fire hydrant Woods struck at $3,000, and a tree his vehicle hit at about $200, reported the Associated Press. But TMZ.com reported later Wednesday that the Orange County Utilities Department in Florida will bill Tiger $84 for pickup of the smashed hydrant, $447 to replace/repair/paint a new hydrant, and an undetermined amount to replace the surrounding sod.
The FHP report, released just hours after Woods issued his statement Wednesday admitting to "transgressions," included 105 photos of the accident scene, but no statements from witnesses.
Tiger's admission followed a cover story in Us Weekly magazine in which a cocktail waitress claimed she had a 31-month affair with Tiger.
"I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves," Woods said on his Web site Wednesday morning. "I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone."
Meanwhile, the world's No. 1-ranked golfer has already paid his $164 citation for careless driving.
In other Tiger news, there's this ...
Long legs, long hair, hard faces and a whiff of trailer park seem to be the distinguishing characteristics of the species known as Tigris amatorius. Hold on a sec ... Tiger Woods' suspected lovers bear a strong resemblance to nearly all the "other women" who make news. The mistresses of powerful men tend to have thin, "slammin' bodies, strangely arched eyebrows, and tough faces that would probably not launch a thousand ships," Janice Min delicately notes in the Daily Beast.
Their occupations—call girl, club hostess or promoter, waitress—make them the ultimate service-industry women. These "pneumatic vessels" are "meant to please and serve the sexual desires and egos of insatiable men," notes Min. "They are, in essence, warm-blooded blow-up dolls."
(
December 3, 2009)
*The total amount of property damage caused by Tiger Woods' car accident will end up being about $600, far less than the initial $3200 suggested in a six-page report released Wednesday by the Florida Highway Patrol.
The report estimated damage to a fire hydrant Woods struck at $3,000, and a tree his vehicle hit at about $200, reported the Associated Press. But TMZ.com reported later Wednesday that the Orange County Utilities Department in Florida will bill Tiger $84 for pickup of the smashed hydrant, $447 to replace/repair/paint a new hydrant, and an undetermined amount to replace the surrounding sod.
The FHP report, released just hours after Woods issued his statement Wednesday admitting to "transgressions," included 105 photos of the accident scene, but no statements from witnesses.
Tiger's admission followed a cover story in Us Weekly magazine in which a cocktail waitress claimed she had a 31-month affair with Tiger.
"I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves," Woods said on his Web site Wednesday morning. "I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone."
Meanwhile, the world's No. 1-ranked golfer has already paid his $164 citation for careless driving.
In other Tiger news, there's this ...
Long legs, long hair, hard faces and a whiff of trailer park seem to be the distinguishing characteristics of the species known as Tigris amatorius. Hold on a sec ... Tiger Woods' suspected lovers bear a strong resemblance to nearly all the "other women" who make news. The mistresses of powerful men tend to have thin, "slammin' bodies, strangely arched eyebrows, and tough faces that would probably not launch a thousand ships," Janice Min delicately notes in the Daily Beast.
Their occupations—call girl, club hostess or promoter, waitress—make them the ultimate service-industry women. These "pneumatic vessels" are "meant to please and serve the sexual desires and egos of insatiable men," notes Min. "They are, in essence, warm-blooded blow-up dolls."
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