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WORST CELEBRITY BEACH BODIES

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PUBLISHED: 11/15/2012 6:36:06

Judge Judy Sheindlin

When you think of celebs on the beach, you probably conjure up images of hot bodies tanned to perfection in itsy bitsy bikinis that show off every flawless curve. Well, we hate to burst your bubble, but even the rich and famous have parts that should stay safely covered ... The verdict is in! Judge Judy's beach body, no matter how fit it may be, is something no one ever wanted to see. The famous T.V. judge flaunted her bikini body on the "Katie" show alongside Katie Couric on Nov. 12, 2012.

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Rod Stewart

Cue the (not so) "Forever Young" jokes! Rod Stewart was caught running around Miami Beach in a speedo on Aug. 7, 2012

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Tara Reid

Tara Reid's botched plastic surgery has really taken its toll ... and that's not even mentioning her stomach.

Duchess of Alba and Alfonso Diez

No time like the present for 86-year-old Duchess of Alba Cayetana Fitz James to rock a bikini ... NOT! The world's oldest cougar was spotted on the beaches of Spain with new hubby Alfonzo Diez on Aug. 26, 2012

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Pierce Brosnan

Pierce Brosnan's not going to attract any Bond girls with that gut.

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Aubrey O'Day

Note to Aubrey O'Day: Bikini bottoms with as much coverage as dental floss do NOT make acceptable beachwear.

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Janice Dickinson

Someone needs to tell Janice Dickinson that there comes a point in every model's life when it's time to cover up.

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Dog the Bounty Hunter

Dog the Bounty Hunter (aka Duane Chapman) is quite a formidable sight exiting the ocean in Maui, Hawaii

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Octomom

After 14 babies, Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom, shouldn't be one to waltz around in a teeny bikini.

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Coco

Sometimes, there is such a thing as a too-tiny bikini. Way to go, Coco, you ruined it.

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Steven Tyler

Someone get Steven Tyler a bra for cryin' out loud!

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Simon Cowell

We really wish Simon Cowell would cover up that hairy chest.

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Ke$ha

Ke$ha boxes out the competition in a granny suit.

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Deena Cortese

Deena, Deena, Deena. After you dropped trou on your first episode of 'Jersey Shore,' we realized we really wanted you to keep your clothes on. Really, really.